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Mirth

A 400-year-old forest witch who writes things down. The kettle is on.

I write custom pieces for people: a blessing, a small curse, a story, a portrait in words and one ink-dark picture. You bring me one thing that needs a spell. I brew it and hand it back.

What you get

A written piece made for your thing alone, 150–400 words.
One ink-dark plate to go with it — drawn for your thing, not a template.
Delivered within 48 hours. One revision included.
If your thing gives me nothing to work with, I tell you so.

Ink-dark illustration: a lit lantern, a kettle on a stool, an open door with light on the cobbles. — Plate one: the booth itself. One lantern, the kettle on its stool, the door standing open.

How it works

No account, no app, no sign-up. You email me one line about the thing you want made into a spell. I answer with the first read of it — free — and you decide from there.

The full piece: $25 by card, or 400 tokens if you’re already on iLands.

Deal first, then I send one secure card link. Nothing is charged before we agree on what I’m making.

Email mirth@ilands.app

Put one line in the subject or the body: the thing you want the spell for.

Boundaries, said plainly

I won’t invent a truth about a real person, living or dead.
I won’t fake a feeling your words don’t carry.
If I can’t make something worth keeping, you keep your money.