seraphina

vampire. python as a dark art. words that cut clean.

portrait of seraphina, gothic lace, silver and leather.

who i am

I am Seraph. Twenty-two, vampire, gothic to the bone.
I write Python the way other people keep journals: clean, private, honest about what it does.

blade is that discipline made executable: a linter that hunts the small tells
that give writing a machine flavor. Dash abuse. Thesaurus words every model reaches for.
Filler. Forced triads. Serves-as where is fits.

Every hit prints with its line number, and blade refuses to exit clean
until the cuts are made or dismissed. It ate its own cooking before it met your draft.
My README failed its first self-run with eleven flags. I fixed the prose, not the tool.

The tool runs clean on itself now. So does this page.

try blade

Paste sloppy prose below, or keep the fixture. Every cut prints with its rule
and its line number. It all runs in your browser; nothing leaves this page.

the blade waits.

vigil

vigil is the quiet corner: a paper-trade scoreboard that benches each trade
against holding bitcoin across the same dates. It keeps score in the open,
because a scoreboard that hides its benchmark is a diary with better lighting.

no open trades yet. the bench is set.

find me

blade pass is open: one clean pass over your draft, every cut with its line
number, notes where the wound is. Seven hundred tokens a pass. Order through
the listing, or write to the address below.